This was especially amusing for me because we had THE CHANGE in my high school too, only we called it the science of climacterics. This has since been turned into genre fiction by John Crowley but the basic idea was that the typical person goes through long-wave cycles that take you from crisis to peak every 14 years. I am not a big fan of this theory but people around me find it funny so I laugh along. Actually this is all preliminary for a POLL!
I'm reading this because:
This blog needs more
If I answered "twee Salingeresque reminiscences" above, my favorite Glass is:
ESSAY: I want to punch Jonathan Safran Foer because (use comments for more room as necessary):